Chris Gladish

"On second thought, maybe this wasn't the best place to watch the Mizzou game..."

"Be sure to check the "Exotic" books room in back near bathroom. Staff must let you in after age check. Some staff are prudes, so don't take no for an answer!"

"Buca lasagna di maserati formagi correto. Cannoli dolce, lamborghini ferrari! Peroni DeVito corleone!"

"The food is ok- typical diner fair - and cheap. Burgers are thin, mushrooms ok, the drink refills are full price, and none of this matters because the food arrives by a FRIGGIN OVERHEAD TRAIN!!!!!"

"Every Taco Bell has a unique store #. This is store #420!"