Chris Aquino

"Lemonade tastes like water downed lemonade. Bummer."

"You have to purchase something before you can use the Internet. A little annoying."

"Slow at lunch"

"Absolute worst McDonald's ever. Ever."

"Lunch buffet is where it's at."

"Be careful there were two guys fighting and one shot a fun! For real. But don't worry cause the cops are fast responders."