Aaron Chrenen

"If you bring a laptop, don't be a douchebag and take up a table for 4 during peak hours!"

"Make sure to cover everything in hot sauce.... And syrup."

"Use terminal A. It is better in every way."

"Talk to Squire- he'll let you know where the microwave is"

"Ride the elevator up to the top- the stairs are a killer!"

"They may be pencils, but they don't have erasers. Do NOT make a mistake."