Chuck LeDuc Díaz

"Todo recalentado."

"Great facilities and the worst customer service imaginable. They may think people have no alternatives but they are sadly mistaken."

"The coffee is commercial Nespresso."

"Seemingly frozen in time, this bar will transport you to Fuencarral in 1982. A very authentic experience."

"*Three* swimming pools."

"Don't bother asking about the Spanish Armada ("Armada Invincible") – it's as if they've never heard of it."