Causen Effect

"Rude bartender. Maybe I'll try it later"

"Mike and Hans bday party 9/13/13. Friday the 13th! Btw, I am the mayor, not that other guy anymore. We hope to make it a good time."

"The food is beans, maybe tortillas. Come for the music and hope you don't need the bathroom."

"Corporate store - if the food is bad here, try franchises (way worse). Plus now that Old Cs raised the prices, this could be the better bet."

"Sizes go higher when I buy for bro. 2 and 3x. Not sure why we find different stuff."