jose r

"If delta loses your bags, check in front of carousel 5 @ baggage svcs."

"donde esta el tinto, triplehijueputa?????!!!!!???????"

"margherita / basil, tomato, mozzarella. all you need, maybe a little garlic too"

"masitas de puerco & tostones y frijoles y arroz y yuca con ajo, y croquetas, y flan y cafe con leche y mas na' recontracoñoooooooo"

"if you are not a nicaraguan citizen you have to pay $10 entrance fee to immigration"

"after 2 lumpcakes, mac & cheese & 2 beers all i need is a nap."