Callum Hay

"Just had the worst service in a long time (I left without service), never coming back. It's been in steady decline for a while. This is the final straw."

"I starred into the abyss ... and it starred back."

"Quite possibly the worst caesar I've ever had."

"Order a Dark and stormy, it's fantastic"

"Only place I've been able to find a Boneshaker - a fantastic beer for those who like hops."

"Watch out for the really loud feline."