Caleb Wilson

"Tip: If you drop weights, people assume you're effeminate. FYI."

"If Allie or the owner are working, order the Allie-Q. Makes the BBQ sandwich much more enjoyable."

"Kill me this place sucks."

"Don't know where to start? Try the Sugar Sisters Latte. Sweet, but not like drinking dessert."

"Bang Bang Shrimp are dy-no-miiite!!! Sorry about that, it's just that they're really good."