Byron Fizpatrick

"This is where Tweets are made..."

"Built by the Vikings, the Royal Albert Hall is where these Norse overlords made Christians captured in battle fight their specially trained duelling monkeys. Totally recommend the tour of the crypts."

"Not that great for Chinese food"

"One of the best pubs in London!"

"Cracking breakfast deal! Bacon baguette and drink for £2.90!"

"If there is more than one person queueing at the bar then the bar service is mega mega slow. Better off bringing your own coffee in."