Emily Bunder

"quad pod of male bod. lookout ladies!"

"Follow @BoilerSheep on twitter!"

"No loozahs allowed, watch out for boozahs and lesbians."

"Make sure to snack & shack at snuggle island while you're here!"

"Make sure to park your cushion close enough to the DVD buttons. And add a fuzzy blanket for the ultimate treat!"

"Pool opens back up for the season May 25! Join us for the SPLASH BASH! $1 admission 1pm-4pm"