Trevor Goldner

"Do you want to eat wings with your face and watch people sports so hard on televisions? Then stay here, ya crumb bum. What's your deal? I feel like these wings are tearing us apart."

"I haven't gotten my food yet, but I ordered the one with macaroni and cheese on it. It really sounds good, so I guess I would definitely recommend getting that. This is what I think it will look like."

"Don't watch the band I'm watching right now. There's a tip for you."

"Napkins are decent here. About what you would expect. Paper-based. The salad was a bit lettucey, which can be good if you're into that. 10/10 would use fork again."

"First impression on the napkins is limited. They're neatly wrapped around the silverware at first. Looking for cocktail napkins? Tough shit. High quality coasters reign supreme up in here."

"Pro tip: The napkins are pretty straight forward in being of bar/tavern type construction. Nice and sturdy enough with no frills simplicity. 10/10 Would wipe mouth again."