Rob Harol

"Ricotta brioche toast. It's my new jam!"

"There are plenty of machines and free weights here, the only pieces of equipment you will have to fight for are the mirrors."

"Want to beat that summer heat? Ask the friendly bartenders for a La Frambuesita -- raspberries con tequila y Squirt -- and enjoy the chill."

"Don't sweat The Molly, get yourself a Machado smoothie and enjoy a little Bob Marley in the background. Ya mon, everything's gonna be all right.."

"I spent my life dreading dentist visits, but ever since I found Dr. Dalwani I no longer fear visits to the dentist. Besides being extremely competent, the entire staff treats you like a good friend."

"The Men's Locker Room should be renamed Jurassic Park -- lot's of dinosaurs parading around."