Shaun Orton

"Large haddock is £4.45"

"Birthplace of Karl Chandler, co-host of The Little Dum Dum Club"

"Don't book a car from midday. That's when they go for their dinner and they won't necessarily be back by the time they say they will."

"I recommend the lamb Rogan josh"

"As the old adage says, fast, cheap and correct - you can only expect two of the three. Well, I would have settled for one!"

"Chips are rubbish"