Britt Heit

"Fried chicken was good, although we didn't get it until after our entrees arrived. Malaysian ramen was alright."

"Important thing: if it rains the whole campground floods to shit. Oh, and the cactus-sized burrs are lethal. Oh, and bring a LOT of bug spray. Oh, and there isn't a single tree to provide shade."

"Beware: the people that work here have a combined IQ of 47. Don't expect your order to come quickly, or be correct."

"HAPPY HOUR! $4 organic house wines/$3 house liquors/$3 select 12oz drafts/$5 all specialty martinis and half off select appetizers! (Plus some really sexy bartenders. Just sayin'...)"

"At least gimme the wifi password for chrissakes!"

"Home away from home. If you're a senior ad student, you may as well just change your address to here."