Brent N

"I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror has a face..."

"If you have to go during intermission, just piss yourself. Spending the 2nd act soaking in your own urine is guaranteed to be a less miserable experience than navigating the line for the restrooms."

"Came during happy hour, but a pitcher was still $12. I think they charged me breeder prices :("

"Never trust their power failover"

"Awesome mixed drinks!"

"Ask how to join "Paddy Coyne's Irish Club""