Marcy Slack

"If reloading your gold card, alert the staff FIRST or they'll have to void your whole order & start again."

"Feel like *just* Cream of Wheat? Get it to-go & skip the ginornous wait! (:"

"You'll be asked a trick question: "Fresh Fruit or Cream of Wheat?" the ONLY answer is "Cream of CRACK". It's *that* good."