Bill Transue

"Don't park in the garage unless you like being stabbed. SERIOUS!"

"Great flavors, great prices, and the best customer service around! My favorite flavor is Berries and Cream."

"He's Mormon so make sure to BYOB!"

"My kids love this store, and when I finally went in with them I was impressed to find it wasn't ALL junk, just mostly junk, so why do my kids always come out nothing but junk?!?!"

"Warning the McDonald's meal numbers are different then everywhere else..."

"Don't bother if you hoping to score an EZ-Pass."