William Kapfer

"Bring cash. They will claim that their credit card machine is down -- "after" you eat."

"Don't yank the front entry doors -- very heavy wrought iron will dislocate your arm."

"You can drink the wine -- not just the regular g-bar stew-top."

"The Tazo tea is just as good as the coffee."

"Have a few extra minutes when visiting 6th floor repairs -- always a queue"

"Stay at the end of the trains -- some middle doors do not open"