Karl Pearson-Cater

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"Free parking in the "Customer Parking Enter Here" ramp, right next door!"

"Did you find the old-school-satellite-phone water bottle yet?"

"Buy some donuts. Because they have Nilla Wafers inside. I know!"

"I always get the Veggie Drummies. Srsly. And I'm not even a vegetarian."

"Let the lobby coffee cool down from it's molten state before taking a sip."