Bob Tait

"Interesting. Favourite local was the Asian dude with a walking stick in his pyjama bottoms getting down to some reggae."

"Drink here. Don't eat."

"Sign the petition to save this great recreational park from the developers. Do it!"

"Only go here if White Rose chippy is shut!"

"Fresh farm eggs sold here; £1.25 per half dozen."

"Brilliant live music venue; get yourselves along!"