Betty Ludgate

"Not ideal for cyclists! (...I know, it's called a foot tunnel!)"

"Ask for any of the pizzas to be turned into calzone, if you fancy it!"

"Get there early of you need a study desk; gets welllll busy"

"£5 chop = great deal - I was just unfortunate that I got put with a Russian lady who spoke zero English, but provided a top lid!"

"Classic FM and a hula hoop; life is complete!"

"Happy hour every week day 5-7pm. Large Cosmopolitan, YES please!"