Ben Guild

"Want to pay $20 for a box and $10 for packing peanuts? You've come to the right place!"

"Order the brownie for dessert. (Non-gluten free) ... It's huge, covered in chocolate sauce, and delicious! Great for sharing :)"

"The vending machine upstairs takes Apple Pay."

"A common scam in Cambodia is that they ask you to buy something "for the children" but it's actually the shop owner that pockets the money and the kid just returns the product to him after."

"They hustle you like crazy here for donations and stuff."

"Worst Wi-Fi ever. I'm amazed that you're reading this right now"