Brian Taylor

"Come watch every USMNT game at the home of American Outlaws Portland"

"Don't call it the Moda Center unless a) you're saying it ironically or b) you want people to mock you"

"Get Mental. Get Weird."

"Worship starts every Sunday Morning at 10:00am"

"Just keep on driving through,."

"Check out the clearance meat section for 2-3 dollar steaks."