Chris Peters

"Don't go into Gramps' room. It smells like rectum."

"False advertising. 12-pack of Dew is $2.99 on their board, $4.19 in store."

"You gotta take the stairs to the 3rd floor. Bring your game face."

"Chew with your mouth closed in the student lounge."

"A great place to be a dope ass fool."