Barney Ware

"Street food, coffee and cakes"

"Watch out for the cockerel who goes by the name of 'The Ginger Ninja'! He has short cock syndrome"

"Make sure you remove your footwear for the best possible experience!"

"unique, sexy circus gymnastics featuring men and women, whilst you dine on fine Japanese cuisine - make sure you ask to be seated on the main table so you're close to all the action."

"'If they don't sell it - you won't need it'"

"Bring ya wellies..."