Andy McLoughlin

"Play hunt the power socket. Feel frustrated. Go to the superior Galleries South."

"Have the truffle burger (delicious and filling). Don't have the pork (possibly the smallest piece of meat I've ever seen served in this country)."

"Come on one of the five days a year that it's sunny out here. Bring a blanket. Sit on the grass and enjoy the table (well, blanket) service and house brewed beers."

"People with teeth will find this service useful."

"Terrific Vesper martini. Almost perfect, in fact."

"Do the tour. Drink. Learn by stealth."