Chris Falman

"What did the leper tell the hooker? "Keep the tip""

"Avoid the first car on weekends because the lazy people at Harvard stop will cram on"

"pour over."

"live here. there's a T. 24 hour Shaw's. 24 hour CVS. all the best takeout delivers."

"insanely crowded on weekends…so if you're just passing through…beware"

"sit downstairs"