B STAR

"Hated the place so I drank too much shitty booze and had to stay another night to recover. All inclusive never ends well for me."

"First pit stop after Tibet. Beware the scary border crossing. Only for the mad and brave! Bring US dollars for bribes and safe passage."

"Beware of Pommy leaches. Especially in Ivy League disguise."

"Cold Spring's version of "Le Bernardin". Begin with a bottle of boutique, quirky, Vino before you dive into French classics that warm the springs & soul."

"Sombrero hats on the roof, Christmas lights galore, Techno music, and ESPN on flat screen TVs... So shut up complaining about the bathtub tequila and inauthentic food."

"Come for the view. Stay for the Getto Tacos. But really its the breaky in bed keeps you coming back!"