Eric Patton

"Best country style diner I have ever eaten at in the entire country!!!"

"The owner is a complete douche. Watched his call the hostess back from seating a couple in the bar who had been waiting at least 30 minutes in favor of seating his friends who just walked in."

"Nice spelling!! Where's the volcano?"

"Not real good if you're 6'4" either!!"

"Only a moron would say Walmart is better than Giant Eagle."

"Nicest postal workers around. If you don't believe me go to the one in Boardman."