April Underwood

"The burger king here is among the worst on the planet."

"It's like an outdoor mcsorley's."

"Try the baked oatmeal. Tastes like a cross between a bowl of oatmeal and the delicious topping for an apple crisp. I eat it every time I'm in Austin."

"Free popcorn, and Shiners during Texas football games."

"Good margaritas, and doesn't the woman in the photo on the right above the couch look like Drew Barrymore? Or the Virgin Mary? Either one."

"Buttnernut squash ravioli. Sage brown butter sauce. Heaven."