Kenneth

"Fresh-squeezed orange juice, by hand, courtesy of the suspender-laden bartender working the diner counter. 👌"

"The Persian ice cream here is seriously tasty. Throw everything you know about ice cream out the window. Oh man."

"Saints & Sinn—err, I mean Oldfield's now serves pretzel dogs. Will report back after trying. 🍹🍖"

"Roman is a specialist. I found my new barber."

"This place is whack™."

"Our reservation isn't valid because it's the World Cup? That's WHY we made the reservation. Seems kind of oxymoronic, but okay."