Travis Windleharth

"The bathroom is haunted."

"Slowest pharmacy within three known universes."

"Great, except that there is no nursing room. Sad, for a place with infant spaces."

"Great burgers, but bring cash. It is only a matter of time before someone gets smacked by a car crossing the street to the QFC ATM."

"Your brain will be 36% numb by the end of the line."

"Vegetarians: ask for grilled cheese w grilled onions."