David Blair

"20 states, 30 gyms, 3 years. After a month of membership here, I can verily state that this is the worst gym I have been to."

"People need to figure out gym etiquette here and how to rerack weights and not take thirty minutes on the only squat rack."

"Two lamps now!"

"Watch where you sit..."

"Best chefs in town, hands down."

"Il n'y a personne ici qui parle francais! Bof."