Alex

"Don't forget to wear your seatbelt."

"Don't pull the chain whilst the train is in the station"

"No Waitrose, but open 'til 12 each day"

"Try jazz night on Sundays"

"The house ales are both perfectly reasonable in both quality and cost. And the malt of the month is a bargin at 1.95!"

"The cheapest decent pint in G12 I reckon"