Alex Baldwin

"Rub the Captains head and win a prize....if you talk like a pirate"

"Watch the big erection across the road to see some rock hard construction action"

"Have the Cerdo if its on the menu....succulent pork spare ribs in a pepper herb crust.....perrrfection"

"Speak with Ollie if you're looking for old school pinups and sailor ink"

"Wander through the selection in the back room. Some interesting wines await you there."

"Scratch Ponch's belly and get a reward"