Adrian J. Ebsary

"Coldstone Creamery Combo: Cotton candy ice cream + extra graham cracker pie crust = NomNomNom"

"The WiFi is shockingly terrible. Apparently they have a transmitter on every floor, but I could barely load basic sites in a minute, forget video or data-heavy web applications."

"Now apparently offering free wifi."

"Best chicken nachos in the Glebe."

"Sitting just below the lip of a hill is very dangerous, since incoming skiers/boarders have minimal reaction time."

"The ducks near the beach are fearless and will walk right up to you, but watch out. They like shiny things and will bite - one tried to bite the ring off my finger."