Adam Palermo

"This is stupid. Human beings 1000s of years ago moved rocks this big without modern machinery and built pyramids and temples. Some guy took this rock made by nature and takes credit for it as "art"."

"This place is straight out of a scene from a Bret Easton Ellis story. More NYC than LA."

"The Dirty Burrito"

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"

"Not the most glamorous, but the divey vibes & iconic status give a kind of cbgb feel to an LA venue. Order Two Boots at the bar, & catch Monday night residencies to see bands on the verge of success"

"Secretly a hive of male prostitution. Tuesday nights are $5 blowjay & $30 z-jay specials"