Adam Lang

"Great Scotch selection and knowledgable bartenders."

"Good water pressure!"

"This place was probably pretty fancy at the beginning of the Clinton administration and a pretty good deal at the beginning of the Reagan administration."

"For what it is, this place is always super slow."

"All the cold beer is either shit American light beer or an IPA. No ready-to-drink variety."

"The Sweet Fire Chicken sometimes tastes like cleaning chemicals."