Aaron Lett

"$5 service charge plus $1 to use computer plus 10 cents per copy for a PDF or word file? Ridiculous."

"Be nice to the people in the security line. It's a guarantee that they're on your flight."

"Twenty-eight pleeeeeeeeuse. This guy is classic."

"Visited from Los Angeles so for the English speakers: There's a drink called "Midnight's Fuck" and it tastes like faderaide."

"If you can avoid renting from Essex Properties do so at all costs. Management is unfriendly and their lease agreement gives them all the power against you and the California Tenants Rights handbook."

"$2 condoms in the bathroom?"