Aaron Pinto

"Given that the number one complaint by most people is the slow/lacking service you would think that after over a year the problem would get rectified. You would be wrong."

"While the club is not openly anti-men, the squalor that is called the weight room gives you the impression that they'd prefer it if men just never showed up."

"If you go to DaVine downstairs first it's almost impossible to make it here afterwards. Trust me, there's a certain order to things."

"Quiet/slow hours are between 11-3."

"Order beers off the menu if you want to feel really good. Just stay away from my stash."

"The Champagne Room isn't half as good as it sounds. The Red Room is for high stakes poker only, despite what you may hear. To get in after hours knock Shave & a Haircut backwards. A chainsaw works too"