Aaron Majcher

"An email confirming that you registered for the website is not the same thing as your order confirmation."

"They're not named Organized Urban Sherpa for a reason."

"In need of some last minute Chapstick, cut fruit - or a twelve pack? Walgreens is here for you."

"Head North across 14th Street for a delicious selection of food carts. Halal for breakfast, mmm!"

"It's bad luck if you don't ask "Is this bus going to Hunter?""

"Feel free to re-arrange the furniture, get comfortable, and bring in some food from Sigmund's, Sunny and Annie's or Snack Dragon."